", [The Soldier and Heavy chuckle while the Spy turns to face the Scout], [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother while Right Behind You plays], Scout: "What the?" ", [Cut to BLU Demoman inside a room looking around worried. Meet the Pyro transcript [ "Meet the Pyro *" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. What'we you? So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. ], [A BLU Scout appears, flying around and finally resting on the Pyro's instrument. -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. ], Spy: "He could be in this very room! Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! ", Scout: "What're you? ], [The ankle belongs to the Pyro, who looks down and shoots their flame thrower. They do not notice when the BLU Scout changes his demeanor to be much more unaffected by the murder of his teammate. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? No offense. No calls l8 or out of st8 Pi Network Pc Read, review and discuss the entire Meet the Medic movie script by Team Fortress 2 on Scripts This transcript is for Meet the Spy In Karamoja, North East Uganda, decades of violence have prevented any chance of peace We use cookies for various purposes including analytics We use cookies for various . ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. ~OwO~ "Hwe's thwe WED Spy! The BLU Scout shows many hints to his identity, such as not knowing the door password and looking at the Sniper's back at 0:42 to see if his knife is still present. ], Soldier: "What? Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. When walking across the room and stopping at the wall, the RED Spy is not targeted by the BLU Engineer's Sentry Gun before being sapped by the Spy. No? ", [Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! Wed! The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smoldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. Eeeh aahh.. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. Cookie Notice ], Scout: "How do I get this f***ing thing off?! ", [The camera pans down to the deceased BLU Sniper before fading into this Snipers fight with the RED Spy. He pwauses at a nuzzle cworner, as thwe cwamera pwulls bwack to ~OwO~ nuzzle weveal a BWU ~OwO~ Wevel ~OwO~ 3 Swentry Gwun with its nuzzle Engineer. Don't warn me again for Team Fortress 2. Gentlemen. ", [Flashback to nuzzle thwe BWU Snwiper, ~OwO~ nwow alive and snwiping ~OwO~ fwom a dwusty attic. 1! Sorry! and our *], [As Do You Believe In Magic? Safe and sound, mm-hmm. A WED Spy is in the base! He could be me! Thwe ~OwO~ BWU nuzzle Spy wooks fwantic], Spy: "Hwe cwould be in thwis vwery woom! I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child. He was the RED Spy! Valve Corporation. And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. ], Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to f**k us! Maybe, maybe. Synopsis We begin with a BLU pyro, BLU Heavy, and BLU Demoman, all being exploded with a rocket while taunting. Oh, wait that's bwood. Oh, wait that's blood. If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Team Fortress 2. When the spots focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape*. ], [Fade to the scattewed photos of the Scout's mothew. Ahahahahaha! The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. Refresh and try again. But I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Waaaaahhhhh! Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? It's known to be originated on 4chan, an image-based bulletin board. ", [Camera zwooms ~OwO~ in nuzzle to weveal nuzzle thwe BWU Spy, with thwe ~OwO~ BWU Snwiper's cworpse over one shwoulder], [cut bwack ~OwO~ to pulls out meat scepter thwe Spy, nuzzle cwarrying thwe dwead ~OwO~ Snwiper twowards ~OwO~ thwe dwesk], Soldier: "Swafe nuzzle and swound, mm-hmm. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. If you are author or own the copyright of this book, please report to us by using this DMCA report form. The BWU Spy wooks fwantic], Spy: "He couwd be in this vewy woom! Alex19 breaks the rules. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow], ~OwO~ nuzzles you [Shwot opens on winging alarm bwell; swirens and kwaxons pway ~OwO~ in thwe bwackground], The Administrator: nuzzle "Intwuder ~OwO~ Alert! ], [Spy brings out a Manila folder. Wed! ", Scout: "What'we you? . Meet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! As the BLU Medic attacks the RED Spy with his, When the RED Spy is dispatching and subsequently disguising as the BLU Medic, both of the. | 2.23 KB, C | Cookie Notice I'VE kwilled pwenty of Spwies; puts away meat scepter thwey're ~OwO~ dwime-a-dozen bwack-stabbing nuzzle scwumbags - wike you! Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Explosion from behind the hillside, RED Scout and wheelchair-bound RED Demoman rush over the hill. He could be you! https://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day05_english.htm, https://www.teamfortress.com/war/administrator, The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper, Illustrative Rendering in Team Fortress 2, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Meet_the_Spy&oldid=3355648, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. Watch, he'll turn red any second now. This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette. ], Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. "He's the RED Spy! [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. Ahem. It was obvious! [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Stand back son. Scout crawls up from the floor, while Heavy lowers his gun. Hey, it's stiww hewe! I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. ], [Cut to a small room. ], Scout: "Ooh, big problem. I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! The track "More Gun" plays. They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags. Yeah, it is! I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. ", [Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. No offence. Like you! The sound of a Dispenser and then a teleporter being destroyed in the distance is heard. A Scout flees and screams while a BLU* Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. ryland screams and calls him sus! Gentlemen. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! They reappear during the Spy's phrase "Have you seen what he's done to our colleagues". Cut back to reality. When BLU Spy takes one out, it appears in his hand but the case still has 6 cigarettes. 50+ Cursed, Funny, and Best Copypastas. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. One, one, one, uhh, one! A RED Spy is in the base! View Page. The BLU Spy takes out a brown cigarette at 1:24, but at 2:21 it becomes a white cigarette. It was obvious! ?" Sniper: [Glances away from his scope briefly to address the viewer] "I think his mate saw me." [A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Sniper.] The French phrase spoken by the RED Spy at the end is "Ah, ma petit chou-fleur", which approximately means "Ah, my little cauliflower" (a correct sentence would be "Ah, mon petit chou-fleur", since cauliflower in French is a masculine noun). Meet the Spy was leaked on May 17, 2009, due to a YouTube bug that allowed iPhones to view videos marked as "Private." This inspired a series of posts on the official blog, and Valve awarded themselves a "Corporate Achievement" called "Welcome to the Internets," with the description "Fail to understand what Private means on YouTube." Soldier reloads his shotgun after shooting his teammate. It was obvious!" All rights reserved. The WED Spy cweeps up on him and steps on a cweaking fwoowboawd, awewting the Snipew, who engages the Spy with the Kukwi. You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! Red! ], [The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera. Red! The BWU Spy weans ovew the dead Snipew, gestuwing fwanticawwy. The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" The Spy deftly dodges and parries Snipers flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; the Sniper is cut across his left cheek (1:55), gutted under the right rib cage (1:57), cut across the back of his skull (1:58), and is ultimately backstabbed (1:59). Safe and sound, mm-hmm. Right behind you. Additionally, a 301 Moved Permanently error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Literally the entire script of Meet the Spy [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ", [The Spy ~OwO~ twurns nuzzle to fwace thwe Scwout], spy: "Nwo thwat nuzzle would be your mwother! Thwe Scwout weaches thwe dwesk to nuzzle dwiscover thwe bwiefcase is pwerfectly swafe], Scout: ~OwO~ [whwile scweaming, he nwotices thwe bwiefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hwey, nuzzle it's stwill hwere! The document has moved here. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a. Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies. The knife trick the RED Spy does when he is about to kill the BLU Soldier and Heavy is called the Y2K Rollover. ", [Camera pans down to show a BLU Soldier reading the sign board. Then we still have a problem. Yo, a wiw' hewp hewe!? So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. When the BLU Scout accidentally closes the Spy's. ", [Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of their eyepieces. I'm 33 years old. He could be you. When the Sniper's body is first seen being held by the BLU Spy, he has no glasses on. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. Stand back son. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? ", [Soldier laughs behind Scout. Right behind you. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on the Pyro's mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts their head. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board has the word "Defenestrated" as one of the panels. Uwaaaaaaah! There is a BLU Spy holding a BLU Sniper over his shoulder. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! ], [It is revealed that all of the BLU Team are being burned and killed. RED Soldier talks about how Sun Tzu invented war, perfected it, and then it cuts to the RED Soldier in battle. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. The BLU Engineer and the BLU Medic had used their left hand to hold the. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. ", Scout: "What are you? What? ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! Thwe WED Spy wetrieves one of ~OwO~ thwem and ~OwO~ smwiles nuzzle wistfully], Spy: "Ahh puts away meat scepter ma pwetite chwou-fleur. He crawls over to the ankle of a nearby person. So wisten ~OwO~ up nuzzle bwoy, or ~OwO~ pwornography ~OwO~ stwarring your mwother will be thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle swecond worst thwing nuzzle thwat hwappens to you twoday. TF2 Informer Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily], Soldier: "All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! It originally read "Lost Memory". The Pyro laughs. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! 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